My roommate and I are drunk.

The bottle of vodka I bought her for her birthday is almost empty.

We’re doing an ‘Arrested Development’ marathon.

Every 10 seconds we mention how hard we want to ride Jason Bateman’s face.

Hope everyone else is having such an awesome night as we are.

  1. beautifulnightmareinc said: My friend and I are both broken hearted and we’re sitting here crying and hating the male gender.
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  3. coolbeanswithawesomesauce said: oh my god, the visuals of this made my day. haha thanks :)
  4. whenyouwalkwith-sh said: i wish my life was as exciting as yours. I wish I could have a cool roommate.
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