Hi, my name is Kyna. In case you're curious, Kyna rhymes with weena, not vagina. I'm 31 magically awesome years old and I've been a fake ginger for 18 of them. I'm Canadian, but I've been living in the US for 7 years. I used to be married, but now I'm not. I manage at a bookstore. Cumberbitch Sandwich is my personal blog. I post a lot of REAL hardcore porn without warning, and it's not my fault if your Mum, Dad, Little Sister/Brother, Teacher and/or Priest are standing over your shoulder at the time. DO NOT press the Follow button if this will be a problem. Because PORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORN. Got it? Good. I love Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman more than I love breathing, and I wouldn't hesitate to leap vagina-first onto their faces if I met them in the street. I don't believe in censorship and I think that any subject can be made funny as long as you spin it right. I use the word 'fuck' as often as most people use the word 'the'. I talk about my vagina so much that you could turn it into a drinking game. I can and will make anything into sexual innuendo. I post so much homoerotic content that I could rename this 'Kyna's Big Gay Blog'. This blog may cause spectacular boners of both the male and female variety. Don't say I didn't warn you. I believe in treating others how I like to be treated, which is with respect. I'm a very friendly person, but if you speak to me like an asshole, expect me to give it back to you with no lube and no reach-around. My icon is art by the brilliantly talented Allegator.